Travel Rants and Muses

I'm a spoiled frequent traveler due to my work and I think there are 1000's out there that are just like me...anyway here are some interesting rants and muses that I sometimes wonder if anyone else thinks about but maybe its just me...

Why do people bring food on the plane to stink up the whole place? Is it really that necessary that you must eat during the flight? can't you wait until you are in the terminal....

Are you a gate blocker? A gate blocker is someone whose seating zone is something other than zone 1, whom choose to stand near the gate and fool all of us in thinking they are in line...then you have to wade yourself through them to get to the gate....annoying.

This is a simple rule of air travel....you are allowed (2) carry on's...a plane side sized bag and a laptop/purse. The bigger bag goes in the overhead, the other chicken shit items go under the seat. I cant tell you how many times that the overheads were full of little shit things and they tried to check my bag.....

Shouldn't there be some standard in public restroom design? Why on earth would you grab a dirty ass door handle on the way out? All public restrooms should have blind entry's with no doors at all.